my dearest,

i've missed you very very much since that last night we were together. and i'll hold that night especially in my memories for years to come. i've read your letter through at least 4 times and will probably read it more times before i'm through. i've been sitting here, looking at your picture, and getting more homesick every minute. i've wanted that picture more than anything else i know of, except of course you yourself. i keep thinking of you darling. i keep wishing i could be home with you. i want to leave in the worst possible way so i can come home to see you but things dont look so good on that subject. and this war has spoiled a lot of things for everyone i guess. i've never been so lonesome in my life as i am right now. i'm completely lost without you darling. i never realized i could miss any one person so much. i just hope it wont be too much longer until i am able to be with you again and live a sane and normal life.

ANIMAL FACTS


-Lions sleep 17 hours a day
-All dogs except the Chow have a pink tongue. The Chow's tongue is blue-black
-A blind chameleon will change its color to match its surroundings
-Mosquitos are attracted to the color blue
-Gorillas cant swim
-Pigeons have 3 sets of eyelids
-Male monkeys go bald just like men
-Giraffes have no vocal cords. They communicate with their tails
-The common housefly can carry more than 25 different diseases
-A hippo's stomach is 10 ft. long and can hold 400 lb. of food
-Hippos can run faster than humans
-The horeshoe crab has sky-blue blood
-Female rabbits can mate as little as 12 hours after giving birth
-Only female ducks quack; the males coo, hoot, honk and grunt, but they dont quack
-Crocodiles cant move their tongues
-Homing pigeons cant find their way home if a magnet is tied to their necks
-The most dangerous animal in Ireland: the bumblebee
-What do turtles and honeybees have in commin? they're both deaf
-A giraffe can run faster than a horse and can go longer without water than a camel
-Armadillos can walk underwater

Do you find yourself sitting on the toilet?
Waiting and sitting, Don¡¯t you hate it?

Starting to get frustrated

Doesn¡¯t it suck being constipated?

Trying to push the shit out
But it wont come out
It just hurts so bad...

It just stays up your ass
And you sit there as the time pass
An hour later... Still sitting and waiting
All this gas that¡¯s up your ass
Won¡¯t come out cuz the poo is stuck

And you just give up

You start to pull up your pants
And you wash your smelly hands

But all of sudden you have that feeling

That poo is about to come out

Push the poo out

You can do it while you scratch your bush

Don¡¯t relax, just push

Keep pushing until you shout
"DAMN IT HURTS"

another great poop poem

- Charlemagne

who spilt my beer? who's going to tell the truth? who spilt my beer? beer beer beer is bad for the body but its good for holiday cheer.
im bored.. this is boring poo poo. yay! you pooped! im gonna write a poem about pooping.

people go poo in a toilet
cuz thats where you put it
the poo goes down
spinning around and around
then its gone
"OH MY where has the poo gone?!"
at least we dont poo on the lawn
like dogs at the park
poo and bark, poo and bark
all they do is poo and bark
we poo poo in the toilet
pee pee in the toilet
thats where we sit
we sit and poo
poo and sit
thats about it
poo poo poo pee pee pee
the bathroom is our special place
and just go into space
while you wait til you're done
now wasnt that fun??
poo poo CA CA shit shit shit
YAY! POOP!
YAY FOR POOP!
YAY FOR THE TOILET!